{"title":"Masturbators","description":"\u003cp\u003eSexy Delivery is your one-stop online sex shop offering masturbators for delivery in Greater Vancouver Area. Order directly from our store at 3355 North Road to get your 1 hour express order.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"sasha-grey-pussy-stroker","title":"Sasha Grey Pussy Stroker","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-description-holder new-product-page-description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-short-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-short-desc\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"short-description\" itemprop=\"description\"\u003eSasha Grey fans, we've got a good news\/bad news situation for you. The bad news: there's a \u003ci\u003etiny\u003c\/i\u003e chance that you won't be able to get with your girl in real life. The good news: you can get very, very close with a namesake stroker that's always ready to enjoy.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStarting off with a perfect replica of Sasha Grey's pussy, the plushy, squeezable interior is bouncy and clingy, gripping tight all the way through a multi-textured inner tunnel. It warms up naturally as you stroke away, but for a hot touch right from the start, just soak it in some warm water first. Closed off around back, Sasha will suck you deep inside thanks to a natural suction effect.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTo clean your Pussy Stroker, rinse it well (inside and out) using warm soapy water. It's very important to let the insert dry completely before storing it away, so leave it out until then. 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Handcrafted in lifelike ULTRASKYN, the @layna.me Main Squeeze features a tight, textured interior that warms to the touch and feels just like the real thing. Each Main Squeeze features a different internal texture and a user-controlled squeeze plate, making your experience as unique as each of our sexy Main Squeeze girls. The double-cap hardshell design doubles as a discreet travel and storage case, keeping your Main Squeeze fresh and ready for whenever the mood strikes. 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Totally travel-ready, it doesn't present as anything in particular, it could easily be a shower gel, shave kit or beverage holder. Inside the casing, a super-soft sleeve waits to take its owner between supple lips. Past the lips, the Men swallows you deep into a snug tunnel lined in a unique texture that mimics penetrative sex.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eImpressive as is, the Men also features perfect inner pressure control and lots of variable suction. Blue lined pump tabs on either side of the casing just take a squeeze. Squeeze till the inner texture comes as close as it's wanted- once there, it'll stay snug till the little black release buttons above are pushed. Then, the Men One will immediately revert back to its default tightness. 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But for those times when the good ol' grip is feeling a bit same-old, may we suggest an upgrade? Doc's brand new Randy Man Squeeze, for instance? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAside from a super-discreet plain black casing that's a breeze to travel stealthily with, this classic-with-a-twist handheld stroker lets you deep-dive into the ass of Sean Cody brunette babe Ryan Bones. Feeling even better inside than it looks out (and it looks really really good!), Randy's signature ULTRASKYN texture is snug, bumpy and nubby in all the right places.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTotally customizable in terms of tightness, Randy features a wide plate on the firm outer casing that yields to the pressure of a holding hand- just squeeze to increase friction and grip. Craving an even tighter fit? 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